I stopped updating my curriculum vitae after I retired. I find no need to. Besides, I also find that it is impressive enough to me.

Once you've put together a curriculum vitae that contains everything that is true and that comes up to your personal satisfaction, that is it. No one can ever change it. What others say and do about you become historically immaterial.

Enemies who spend their time and resources trying to put you down only prevent themselves from improving THEIR curricula. You therefore hit two birds with one stone.