Men's fashion designers for RTW are old, tired, and unimaginative. Everything on the racks is comprised of either stripes or of plaids. There aren't even enough solid colors. There aren't even off-, Chekovian colors. Boring, corny, predictable, and an insult to many men, especially men who like being well-dressed.

And, someone please tell me exactly why stripes and plaids are supposed to be definitive of masculine fashion? Because, as early as I can remember, I have always associated them with pajamas, prison uniforms, nursery room wallpaper, gift wrappers, Scotch tape boxes, and tablecloths.