My antique dealer brought me three rare objects.

I do so enjoy staying home and just having things brought to me. What is the point of going to an excavation site and sweating it out when it is the excavated object finally enshrined on your table that counts the most? Your adventure merely becomes an intangible story that you tell over and over to others, while the tangible treasure in your possession, though sitting silently, is worth more than a billion words.